Bueller

Hello. I'm Alex and I like cats. Turtles are okay too.

incises:

people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough

but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

(via fairygodblogger)

  • Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
  • Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
  • Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
  • Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony